{"id":20181,"date":"2018-03-21T16:01:08","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T20:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newspapers-online.com\/auroran\/?p=20181"},"modified":"2018-03-21T16:01:08","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T20:01:08","slug":"brocks-banter-turn-off-tune-out-drop-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newspapers-online.com\/auroran\/brocks-banter-turn-off-tune-out-drop-in\/","title":{"rendered":"BROCK&#8217;S BANTER: Turn off, tune out, drop in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>By Brock Weir<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For the past few years, there\u2019s been videos floating around the internet in various forms designed to tap into any nostalgia that might be lingering within people my age.<br \/>\nThey are different sound bites, each encompassing a second or two of music, video game pings, and various other things designed to make people who grew up in the 90s mistier for what might now, in hindsight, be considered a simpler time.<br \/>\nSegments include a tag that was at the end of every episode of the Mighty Morphin\u2019 Power Rangers, the celestial sound that echoed through the house every time you turned on \u2013 or turned off \u2013 a computer programmed with Windows 98, the haunting pre-and-post-Celine soundtrack to Titanic, themes from Friends and The Teletubbies, tinny background music from early iterations of Super Mario brothers, to the \u201cshh!\u201d sound that still remains at the end of every new episode of The Simpsons, nearly 30 years after its initial debut.<br \/>\nI never progressed, as far as video games are concerned, beyond the first generation of Super Nintendo (although I understand that that particular console is now considered vintage, back in fashion, and retrofitted for the current demos), and wasn\u2019t particularly beholden to the Titanic album after the first week of its initial release, but the sound that really did take me back was the electronic cacophony we used to endure for the simple pleasures of going onto the internet.<br \/>\nFor those of my particular generation \u2013 I was born in 1985 \u2013 we\u2019re in that strange little world of being old enough to remember a time without internet but too young for it not to have had an important influence on our formative years, so those early days seem even more distant than they are, almost foreign.<br \/>\nWhen dial-up came to town, I imagine the excitement  was akin to the circus rolling in back in the days before a multi-channel universe and, you know, those pesky concerns about animal welfare. It was a big deal and I clearly remember going with my dad to an information session in the hall of Newmarket\u2019s Royal Canadian Legion to get a primer of all the weird and wonderful things you could now do on your computer.<br \/>\nI mean, there were sites where people could write whatever they wanted and post it as plain black text on an equally plain white background. (It was revolutionary, kids. Trust me.) And, if they were especially tech savvy, they could figure out, with very complicated code, code indecipherable to newbies, how to embed a small, grainy photograph or clip art into the text.<br \/>\nIt was a brave new world and this info session put me in good stead for the time internet finally arrived at my elementary school\u2026on one computer in the library, the chair for which was invariably occupied by the school\u2019s principal who, once the school was connected to the world wide web, was rarely found in his office.<br \/>\nOn the rare occasions we got to use that computer, even a year or two later when this one computer expanded to a computer lab for 20-or-so on the second floor, it was decidedly a treat. The sky seemed to be the limit to what we could do.<br \/>\nAs long as those white comets in the Netscape logo continued to fly. And, if they stopped, you were basically shafted, and had to go through the whole arduous process of dialing up, logging on, and finding your way back to where you left off.<br \/>\nSimpler time? Like hell.<br \/>\nThe point is this: once upon a time, being connected seemed like a treat. Perhaps we can chalk that up to the naivet\u00e9 of youth as we were usually only let on to \u201csurf the web\u201d (how quaint that phrase seems now) for a particular lesson or, on snow days, to keep us occupied when there was nothing else to do. We never would have imagined being connected to the system at all times. It was a Utopian ideal at the time, but the very idea that we could be connected with just about anyone in the world, at any time, with the mere swipe of a finger, seemed part of the very distant future, not a mere decade or two later.<br \/>\nYet, here we are.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re in a world where community organizations like the Healthy Kids Community Challenge are encouraging kids and parents alike to power off just for a little bit of time to actually reconnect with each other and reconnect with the world around them.<br \/>\nDelving into their slate of upcoming programs at the end of last week, I considered the very concept of powering off, thinking it would be a relative cakewalk. After all, all you need to do is swipe in a different direction.<br \/>\nOn first blush, the idea of going a day, or even a whole weekend (any longer would simply be impractical because, you know, \u201cadulting\u201d) being disconnected from a smartphone, computer, or any other type of screen seemed instantly liberating and relaxing.<br \/>\nThen, a peculiar feeling of claustrophobia kicked in.<br \/>\nThose what-ifs.<br \/>\nThat sense of \u201cwhat if an important world issue popped up and I\u2019m late to the party?\u201d<br \/>\nWhat if someone important to me in parts far-flung marks a personal milestone and I can\u2019t be a part of it?<br \/>\nWhat if I see something in my disconnected travels that just needs to be captured for posterity and I have to sit on my hands lest I reach for the iPhone to take a photo or video?<br \/>\nThose what-ifs might have induced a bit of claustrophobia, but proved to me that one of these days I really do need to accept the challenge.<br \/>\nThe reality is, however, it is going to take a lot of lead time to psych myself into it \u2013 and that, in itself, is alarming.<br \/>\nBut who else wants to give it a whirl?<\/p>\n<a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-share synved-social-size-24 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-facebook nolightbox\" data-provider=\"facebook\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Share on Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newspapers-online.com%2Fauroran%2Fwp-json%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F20181&amp;t=BROCK%E2%80%99S%20BANTER%3A%20Turn%20off%2C%20tune%20out%2C%20drop%20in&amp;s=100&amp;p[url]=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newspapers-online.com%2Fauroran%2Fwp-json%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F20181&amp;p[images][0]=&amp;p[title]=BROCK%E2%80%99S%20BANTER%3A%20Turn%20off%2C%20tune%20out%2C%20drop%20in\" style=\"font-size: 0px;width:24px;height:24px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-share\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" style=\"display: inline;width:24px;height:24px;margin: 0;padding: 0;border: none;box-shadow: none\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newspapers-online.com\/auroran\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/48x48\/facebook.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-share synved-social-size-24 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-twitter nolightbox\" data-provider=\"twitter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Share on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newspapers-online.com%2Fauroran%2Fwp-json%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F20181&amp;text=Like%3F\" style=\"font-size: 0px;width:24px;height:24px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-share\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" style=\"display: inline;width:24px;height:24px;margin: 0;padding: 0;border: none;box-shadow: none\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newspapers-online.com\/auroran\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/48x48\/twitter.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-share synved-social-size-24 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-mail nolightbox\" data-provider=\"mail\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Share by email\" href=\"mailto:?subject=BROCK%E2%80%99S%20BANTER%3A%20Turn%20off%2C%20tune%20out%2C%20drop%20in&amp;body=Like%3F:%20https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newspapers-online.com%2Fauroran%2Fwp-json%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F20181\" style=\"font-size: 0px;width:24px;height:24px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mail\" title=\"Share by email\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-share\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" style=\"display: inline;width:24px;height:24px;margin: 0;padding: 0;border: none;box-shadow: none\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newspapers-online.com\/auroran\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/48x48\/mail.png\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Brock Weir For the past few years, there\u2019s been videos floating around the internet in various forms designed to tap into any nostalgia that might be lingering within people my age. 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